tellyjelly

Coronation Street: 4 February 2011

At last, a soap opera parent who recognises his own child. Kevin saved the day and the nation's sanity by immediately realising little Jack was being impersonated by A.N. Other. Not only that, but hard done by Kevin also had the opportunity to take the moral high ground so no wonder he looked lost, and lonely.

Speaking of moral high grounds, it has been decided at Tellyjelly HQ that Tracey Barlow should not have been allowed out of prison. It's not that justice is an issue, although she was guilty, but more that she is too unbearably annoying to watch. More Norris less Tracey, when do we want it, now.

 

Eastenders: 2 February 2011

It's a toss up which was the most damaging to the retina in last night's show: Alfie's red kung fu dressing gown, or seeing Janine maintain her no. 1 role as arch villain now she's Madame Janine. Both were painful to witness and too traumatic to go over again. Meanwhile only Ryan seems to care about Whitney - she's only moved across the square but she may as well be in Alaska for all Ricky or anyone else cares. This story is just going to get more horrible and I can feel another self-imposed ban coming on again. Just think, all those books that can be read in the time I'll be saving by avoiding this programme.