Eastenders: 2 February 2011

It's a toss up which was the most damaging to the retina in last night's show: Alfie's red kung fu dressing gown, or seeing Janine maintain her no. 1 role as arch villain now she's Madame Janine. Both were painful to witness and too traumatic to go over again. Meanwhile only Ryan seems to care about Whitney - she's only moved across the square but she may as well be in Alaska for all Ricky or anyone else cares. This story is just going to get more horrible and I can feel another self-imposed ban coming on again. Just think, all those books that can be read in the time I'll be saving by avoiding this programme.