You'd have thought Norris's long lost half-brother, Ramsey, would've rang to say he was calling round, but perhaps he doesn't like using the phone (or answer machines).
Well, what a turn up - one door closes, with Mary going, and a trap door opens for Norris and meanwhile Eddy, the Roy Cropper doppelganger, has won a trip to any European city of his choice. I thought he would have opted for Manchester but disappointing wifey has chosen Paris.
Eddy, Eddy, Eddy - you didn't think things through. If you'd only carried Roy's tatty shopping bag you're photo might bear a resemblance to your wife's kind boss - without it you're going to be rumbled as sure as egg baps are egg baps.
Posted by: know all but the answers | 18 May 2009 at 03:42 PM