Norris and Mary sitting in the Beast, not k.i.s.s.i.n.g. Well, if you watched it last night you would know I'm referring to Mary's femme fatale make-over and the meal they both had in the camper van. It was a night of revelations really. Who knew before yesterday that she had named her monkey (Miu Miu? Mao Mao?), or that she is a life-long fan of Sheena Easton?
Here's a little word of advice for Mary - "give up girlfriend, it ain't gonna happen!" It would be easier to convert Jack Duckworth to Buddhism than get some romantic action with Norris! Try Dev, he's single again!
Posted by: brian caine | 14 May 2009 at 03:07 PM