Eastenders: 6 May 2010

Just when things were going badly for Billy (Mitchell rather than Jackson), they got even worse. Whereas we thought he was going to get arrested for attempting to sell a bumper pack of oregano that he liberated from Masood's postal van, instead, it turns out, lo and behold, the police stopped him in the street in the middle of the night to let him know his ex-father-in-law and ex-wife have been in a terrible car accident. Within the hour, he was handing his kids over to Phil Mitchell, supposedly because he thinks he makes better father material than him and thus proved that he was.