Eastenders: 9 April 2010

Here's hoping that Billie's dream comes true and he gets posted to Afghanistan, and between now and the time to leave he makes friends with the new Mitchell rogue - Danny Archie - and takes him with him. Danny's scheming is child's play, no, really it is, and as he pits sister against sister, on the orders of his mother, we have to sit and watch another supposed criminal mastermind trick his way into owning the Queen Vic. I suppose I could stop watching the programme, but that would only mean he'd won, I think.