I wonder if Norris being busy rearranging his Nuts is the modern day equivalent of fiddling while Rome burns. Anyway, he surprised us all by putting them aside to go to Haworth with Mary. He only went reluctantly, though, and it looks like he won't be moved from his prize-winning holiday-let arm chair for one any time soon. Rumours have it that there is going to be a Corrie re-enactment of Misery soon, starring Mary and Norris, but we'll have to wait and see if she manages to get him in a bedroom.
Norris might have left the street for only a short while, but Gary Windass has returned and confided in David about his AWOL status. This is as unlikely as Audrey falling for her gigolo or as unrealistic as the new Nick Tilsey having women compliment him on his hair do, and we can't help thinking some blackmail might be coming to Gary any day now.
Nick Tilsey's face needs a good scrub - do I need some new specs or does he need a facial cleansing?
Posted by: Aggie & Kim's triplet sister | 30 April 2010 at 01:34 PM