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Coronation Street: 30 January 2009

Could this be the downfall of Tony Gordon appearing over the horizon, or time for Carla to be his next victim? Now she's spotted the scars on Jed Stone's neck, and putting two and two together etc, It looks like we might finally have some resolution and people will stop saying how wonderful he is, and how mad Maria is. Hopefully, she won't be carted before any of this happens because my nerves can't take this storyline anymore. There's not enough vitamin B in the world to help us cope with the possibility of this injustice, so writers do the right thing, but please let Tony bump off a few more of the black-haired gang before he gets caught.

Eastenders: 27 January 2009

At last, Janine has found the money underneath her dead, stuffed pussy and for the non-viewers this is not a euphemism. She really has got a dead, stuffed pussy that was bequeathed to her by the man who was going to be her husband. It is all somewhat complicated, and frankly if you can't be bothered to watch this I'm not sure if you deserve an explanation. For the troopers and die-hards among us, you know what I mean.

Technology is improving on Albert Square now. All you have to do, apparently, is open a laptop and lo and behold you find Janine on the screen with a petrol can in hand, or you can listen to her double dealing. What a great invention.

Dancing on Ice Week Three: Todd Carty

Seeing Todd Carty 'skate' off down the tunnel as part of his routine to 'Help!' has to be one of the best clips of this or any other series. To see it again, and again and again follow the link:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TLIMOvAksRg