At last, Janine has found the money underneath her dead, stuffed pussy and for the non-viewers this is not a euphemism. She really has got a dead, stuffed pussy that was bequeathed to her by the man who was going to be her husband. It is all somewhat complicated, and frankly if you can't be bothered to watch this I'm not sure if you deserve an explanation. For the troopers and die-hards among us, you know what I mean.
Technology is improving on Albert Square now. All you have to do, apparently, is open a laptop and lo and behold you find Janine on the screen with a petrol can in hand, or you can listen to her double dealing. What a great invention.
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