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Eastenders: 28 May 2009

Last night's Eastenders was chock full of incidents, and best of all was the creation of a new sport organised and led by Phil. The rules for this game are clear: find four men of various heights and abilities and give them a racquet or bat of their choice. The drunkest one then goes to the nearest door and tries to unlock it without dropping cricket bat/baseballl bat/squash racquet.  Phil lost the first game, unsurprisingly, but Billy has an outside chance of being beaten to a pulp. Something like that anyway.

The Apprentice: Week Ten, 27 May 2009

This week Lorraine performed the great escape (da da, da daa da da da) and we can only hope she and James manage to bamboozle the interview panel enough in the next episode to get through to the final. Howard drew the short straw, while also being told he isn't a big man, and was last seen in a taxi - until he appeared on You're Fired two minutes later.