Eastenders: 28 May 2009

Last night's Eastenders was chock full of incidents, and best of all was the creation of a new sport organised and led by Phil. The rules for this game are clear: find four men of various heights and abilities and give them a racquet or bat of their choice. The drunkest one then goes to the nearest door and tries to unlock it without dropping cricket bat/baseballl bat/squash racquet.  Phil lost the first game, unsurprisingly, but Billy has an outside chance of being beaten to a pulp. Something like that anyway.