Eastenders: 12 May 2009

Now that you can't even enjoy a good sneeze in public, you'd think the writers would let up on the moralising about binge drinking. Can't we do anything anymore? Red-eyed Phil is a lesson for all of us to learn, though, because we too might end up falling down the stairs if, logically by Eastenders standards, we refuse to kill the enemy within (Archie of course, keep up) on our Eastend mum's say so and then turn to alcohol as a comfort. Oh dear.