Eastenders: 31 March 2009

If Archie is as evil as we are led to believe, surely he could have killed Danielle last night and put us all out of our misery. The dramatic tension in this storyline is as saggy as my knicker elastic and if and when Danielle does manage to tell Ronnie that she is her long lost daughter I only hope they decide to set up home somewhere far far away. Never in the history of soap has a secret being kept for so long and if the producers think this is in anyway keeping us riveted, or even interested, they should check out the definition of contrived.