A Very British Storm Junkie v Paparazzi: Next Generation

Having too much time on my hands, and in search of a hobbie, chasing storms or chasing celebrities seemed like viable ideas. Both of these past times look quite exciting from afar, but I think, on the whole, I'd rather be a storm junkie. The third option would be acting as Shirley's stunt double on Eastenders, as I would get to leap over a wall belonging to a neighbour of George Michael's, and have the chance to wear an ill-fitting blonde wig. But no, storm chasing it is. You meet friendly people who don't care what the rest of society thinks - including loved ones - and you go abroad a lot. The paparazzi lifestyle isn't nearly so glamorous, unless you count taking photos of famous people, and the job amounts to being a paid stalker of people who, frankly, aren't that interesting. Jude Law, need I say more?