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Big Brother: Lisa makes a run for it

How must it feel to say goodbye to everyone and nobody but Mo notices you've left the Big Brother house? And when you come back people (well, Sara) ask why you didn't let them know. Poor Lisa, some sympathy is heading your way at last. It looks like she reached breaking point after Rex's girlfriend became the next new housemate and remember this is the one she described as common looking with a bad bleach job. 

Lisa wasn't the only who reacted strongly either; Darnell was terrified and Rex didn't recognise her. That'll serve him right for only taking photos in of himself.

Big Brother: Luke has been evicted

Last night's show just got better and better. The long-awaited Luke eviction was surpassed, though, with the clip of Mikey knowingly eating a Scotch Bonnet. In case you missed what must be one of the best clips ever from all of the Big Brother shows, this is an extremely hot chilli and not an item of clothing.

The ongoing argument about Rex's girlfriend, who was number three in the line-up and not number six as Lisa and Luke thought, looks set to come to a head as she is now the latest housemate having taken the place of Maysoon. Apparently, Nicole is to have full status, so could potentially win, and also has immunity from nominations this week.

Big Brother's Maysoon: Another one escapes

At the end of last night's Big Brother the viewers were told that bets are now off on Maysoon as she has left of her own accord - and nobody made her. Remember, though, it is still possible to vote for LUKE as this has not changed the eviction process.

Saying that, he was quite funny last night especially when he and Lisa had to identify Rex's girlfriend from a line up of men and women. It was even better when they unwittingly picked the wrong one and told Rex later that she was the most beautiful. According to Lisa, one of the other women looked a bit common (not knowing this was the right one) and could be found in any night club. I don't know why Lisa felt obliged to mention this, but it's possible she might live to regret it.

Big Brother Nominations: Nine to choose from

Luke and Dale managed to be repellent enough to secure their place in the play-offs for eviction, and seven are to join them after they talked about nominations in code. This code wasn't too difficult to work out as Luke, for example, was referred to as Wigan and Rachel as Cardiff (you get the picture).

As well as Luke and Dale, you can also vote for Darnell, Kat, Maysoon, Mo, Rachel, Rex and Stuart. Despite the greater than usual choice, I predict it could be Luke's week for selling himself to the tabloids and being hilarious on Big Brother's Big Mouth.

Lisa is one of the few to escape the public vote and this will give her more time to invent strange stories. Last night she joked she has a friend who helped discover DNA, but more unbelievably she told Mikey that all the men in the house made a move on her in the first week - including Dennis.

Big Brother's Rachel

The heavenly housemates were given the privilege of seeing the audition tapes of the others and they were flabbergasted that Rachel came across as though she was trying to impress the selectors. I presume the viewers were more flabbergasted that Rex was so bothered and that he even described her as acting like a sex kitten on it. When he isn't spending all his time in his restaurants, and watching the racing with royalty, he must live the life of a nun and I don't mean he sings hymns everyday. Amazingly, Dale got less flak for his even though he did a good impersonation of Chubby Brown. Ooh, and he also said he would stab the others in the back for the 100 grand - I wonder if he'll now be as unpopular as he was hoping for?

Big Brother: Stuart the new head of house

It'll be good to see how the hellish ones get on this week with eight of them crammed into B Block. Because Dale and Luke are in danger of tripping over their bottom lips, and even they might have an inkling that they aren't going to be THAT popular when they get out, it looks a dead cert that a tiff might arise over their annoyance at Mohamed and Darnell staying over beloved Bex.

Stuart's the new head of house due to his chilli eating skills, and because of the lack of them in most of the other housemates. He and Dale earlier accused Maysoon of being boring, so he will undoubtedly continue to be enthralling as the leader. Well, i'm convinced he'll be at least as interesting as Dale was.