Eastenders: 10 October 2008

Only in soapland would the long lost adopted daughter decide to get a job cleaning for her biological mother and biological grandfather and think it would be a good idea to get to know them that way rather than TELL them she is who she is. Danielle, who only seems to be able to do mournful which is handy when working on Eastenders, was last seen clutching a photo of a younger Ronnie as she lay on the kitchen floor. I hope she realises it doesn't get better than this. And while we're on the subject, how is it nobody saw Archie being monstrous outside R n R as he burnt the letter from Joel - this is all too much melodrama for my liking and along with Tony the man deserves to be not just shot but dragged around the square and pelted with Ian Beale's rotten veg.