Coronation Street: 3 October 2008

At one point in last night's hour of Coronation Street, it looked as though Rosie might have become food for the fishes at Mother Shipton's Well, or something like that. However, the plot has thickened enough for us to make an uneducated guess that she is, in fact, impersonating John Stapes' grandmother's cat. That is, he has not gone to the isolated house in the country to feed the cat as he claims but he has more than likely stashed her in the basement like the Collector he is. This week will probably prove me wrong, though, and Rosie will have been spotted in Moscow - just as some of the factory girls presumed.