The detractors of Big Brother say it's rubbish, it's for voyeurs only, it's mind-numbing etc. All of these things may be true, but such Philistines don't realise how much we can learn from just one show.
Last night I learned the following in just one hour:
1. I should go to the gym more often as Kat is healthier than me.
2. Gold tracksuits can be quite fetching.
3. Michael Phelps will never be threatened by Stuart's pool prowess.
4. Nicole has started to resemble Margaret Thatcher.
5. Rex has issues with women, and most men.
6. Points 4 and 5 may be connected.
7. Mikey has spent the last two months with his fingers in his ears; he's getting his own back now with the help of the megaphone.
8. It must be difficult carrying a flag in the pouring rain.
9. Mohamed and Lisa like drinking cider.
10. Darnell isn't as perceptive as I thought he was - he didn't see Rachel would be up for eviction.
leave stuart alone. he's HOT!!
Posted by: brian caine | 14 August 2008 at 05:50 PM
What a shame Brian, Stuarts gone. Nevermind, you've still got Mikey to look at.
Posted by: thevoiceofthemysterons | 16 August 2008 at 08:19 PM