Emmerdale: the past 2 weeks, 2011

Andy didn't start the fire; the copper, who used to be in a wheelchair in Doctors, did. Now we've cleared that up, hopefully we can get one with more plausible and less annoying storylines. Mind you, this is Emmerdale and it has been alternating between depressing and irritating of late. If only Jackson could at least get back the use of the top half of his body - but no, he has to be tetraplegic and we have to watch Pauline Quirke soldiering on and on and on.