Coronation Street: 17 January 2011

With enemies like Nick Tilsley, you could really do without friends like Kieran. Poor old Peter fell of the wagon last night in the Weatherfield Arms, aided and abetted by dastardly love rival Nick, and was then hijacked in his wheelchair by Kieran and pushed the cobbley way home for good measure. I'm sure he's had more disturbing nights out, if it's possible to say that about a fictional character, but I better it didn't involve getting pressure sores from cobbles.