Eastenders: 1 June 2010

The mystery of Leon's disappearance: I bet the makers of Scooby Doo and The Blair Witch Project are filing lawsuits right this very minute on the grounds of not just being ripped off, but being ripped off so badly. Here's hoping Peter did run Leon over and in his grief he does the same to the rest of the group, and reverses back and forth over Fat Boy who, unbelievably, is even more annoying this week than ever before. Or perhaps his uncle's house could blow up just as they're all sat around the kitchen table while they are busy being teenagers.