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Celebrity Big Brother: Eviction Night, 15 Jan 2010

The first to be evicted from this year's show is Kat, of the Rolling Stones ex-girlfriend fame, and Heidi Fleiss, Madame to the stars. It was a surprise for anyone who watches the show that Lady Sov stayed in while Heidi was sent packing by the voters, but there never is any accounting for other people's taste or humour.

Last night's episode also featured cage fighting Alex being mentally pummelled by born-again Stephen Baldwin. Viewers can only hope that Alex, who appears to be extremely impressionable, won't be commandeered into a cult when he leaves, as Svengalis around the world will be queuing up to get him to join them.

Eastenders: 14 and 15 Jan 2010

What a shame the ditzy blonde solicitor lost the papers to Archie's will in the sudden gust of wind. If this hadn't happened, we would have been able to find out who the main beneficiary was on Thursday rather than Friday.Instead, we had to wait - to hear Roxie is the new owner of the Queen Vic and, unlikely as it sounds, is now 3 million better off. Meanwhile, Janine has nothing but an office toy to keep her amused and turns to blackmailing Ian once again to supplement her income. This is her version of signing on after all.