The Apprentice: 10 November 2010

Alex, the young Gordon Brown look-a-like, is the latest one to be fired and I demand a stewards' enquiry. Unbelievably, the advert made by his team was thought to be worse than the octupus porn creation dreamt up by the opposition. The advertising experts who judged the outcome must see the Madmen as wet liberal role models. What do we want? We want a recount. When do we want it? Now.