Eastenders: 30 April 2010

Move Over Darling was the theme tune for last night's show, as Peggy and Pat both gave a rendition to signify their love for Harvey. For those not in the know, Harvey is the low-rent Eastenders' equivalent of Lewis in Coronation Street. For those still not in the know, he is two-timing Peggy and Pat and we should be amused because this is a farcical situation and he is played by Martin 'rings on his fingers' Jarvis. If you are full of wisdom and still not in the know, you are only missing out on embarrassment and self-loathing for watching this in the first place. Stick to reading or listening to the radio instead until he disappears.