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Eastenders: 26 November 2009

Ah a good old Eastenders wedding and it just wouldn't have been the same if we hadn't had the obligatory violence. This time, Lucas came up trumps so to speak and poor old Owen is now trussed up like a Xmas turkey and wrapped up in a carpet in Phil's old boot. There's nothing like extreme violence to remind us of the forthcoming festive season, so thanks for that. On a brighter note, it looks like Sugar the dog will be the one to find the corpse, but this is only as long as she isn't put to sleep first for biting Ricky.

Eastenders: 24 November 2009

Lucky Denise - she's marrying Lucas and Owen is going to (or at least try to) be her knight in shining armour and try to put a stop to it. This is all getting rather complicated for the moralistic viewer such as myself because Lucas is such a bad choice he makes Owen look like quite a catch. And yes, this is Owen who tried to kill his daughter.

Elsewhere, Dr Al proves he is the catch everyone suspected him to be in that he had two women apparently desperate for his, ahem, bedside manner. Yes, last night's cringe-making oops matron scene where Chelsea and Roxie vied for his affections was straight out of the rubbish 1970s doctor comedies that we used to hate 30 years ago.

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here: 23 November 2009

At last the Jordan/Katie Price show is over and the programme can begin. No offence meant, but most of would prefer to watch people who are on the show for the first time. Without looking at the bookie's ranking, the front-runner at the moment has to be George Hamilton. You know, the one with the elastoplast on his arm and for health reasons can't do any of the trials.