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Big Brother: The Final, 4 September 2009

After weeks and weeks and weeks, the winner was declared and this means we all get our lives back - not just the contestants. Sophie won the £70,000 or so (give or take the odd £20), with Siavash in second, Dave third, Charlie fourth and most surprisingly Rodrigo in fifth. I suppose between now and I'm A Celebrity starting back up I could take up a new hobby, or just sit staring at the telly till it magically appears.

Big Brother: Eviction, 1 September 2009

Lisa was evicted last night and this means there is now nobody in the house, except Dave, who knows where 'Nanoo Nanoo' comes from. It has also been a shock to realise lately that Siavash has been seeing Lisa as a mother figure, as she is around the same age as his mum. Surely this can't be right - he is at least 35 on a good day, and that mankini cum leotard he has been sporting has aged him another ten years.

Anyway, there are now five left for the final and everyone who is anyone is saying how wide open the field is this year. That may be, but if Charlie wins I will definitely claim back the Kenneth money that Channel Four owe me. His practical jokes just aren't doing it for me.

Big Brother: Nominations, 31 August 2009

It's the final sprint of the last week and all the housemates are up for eviction tonight (Tuesday 1 September). The clever money is on Dave or Lisa to go, especially after yesterday's show when both refused to join the other housemates in giving nominations a miss. Dave's reasoning was also suspect: when he obeyed the BB rule of nominating he used the argument that he never does what other people tell him to do.