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Coronation Street: 1 May 2009

Chaos might be all around in Coronation Street at the moment, but Norris had the best line. No, none of us wanted to picture Kirk's Nuts on Roy's doormat, and although it might seem trivial given Rita's breakdown he was right to sort that out immediately.

Eastenders: 30 April 2009

For the second episode running Heather, has been the star of the last minute cliffhanger. First it was the asthma attack on Tuesday, and last night it was the cancer scare or is she pregnant or should she have been wearing a sports bra while jogging whodunnit. Tonight's episode will probably revolve around her taking a day trip to Beachey Head and slipping, and that will be her third cliffhanger. On Monday night, she will take a trip up West, as Eastenders people do sometimes, and decide to go up Big Ben. By convoluted means she will end up on the outside of the clock face and be gripping on to one of the hands (you know, like Harold Lloyd) just before the dreaded theme tune closes the scene. After that, who knows, but she will probably be ok.

The Apprentice: Week 6, 29 April 2008

The Quiet Man of The Apprentice (Noorul) and Debra were brought back into the boardroom this week by the leader of leaders, Ben. Most of us might have thought that Debra would be 'you're fired' for daring to speak down to Nick, or Ben for not being a good leader, but no - Noorul has gone for being too passive, and for not selling the skeleton for more money. 

Eastenders: 28 April 2009

It's not bad enough the unsuspecting viewers had to witness the untimely death of Danielle, or so the producers seem to think, now we have to watch Heather suffer from an asthma attack. The clues were there, as she had been reaching for the inhaler more in the last few episodes than she has in the past few years, but, bam, last night she collapsed in the square not far from Arthur's seat and left us all in misery. Thank you Eastenders for ruining my night yet again.

The Secret Millionaire - in Hull

Why didn't anybody tell me he was coming here?