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The Apprentice: Episode One 25 March 2009

With the first task, of setting up a one day cleaning business, it was difficult to spot an eventual winner, but it was pretty clear early on who would be leaving if the women's team lost. Anita proved to be too nice or not very good depending on your point of view and yes, she was fired.

The question always arises with these early 'losers' as to whether they have ever seen the show before. Contestants have to pretend to be ruthless and be prepared to squabble it out in the boardroom - even I know this - and if you find such behaviour demeaning you are probably on the wrong show.

Coronation Street: 23 March 2009

Last night's Coronation Street left us with a few unanswered questions:

1. Which cleaning product did Deirdre use to remove the piccalili stain?

2. Is Natasha in the MI5 and only pretending to be a mediocre hairdresser?

3. Who is Curious George?

If anyone has the correct answer or answers, they get to watch Chris Moyles show next week for free (on their own television).

Chris Moyles' Quiz Night: First Episode

If you ever need to heed advice then this is the time. Please do not watch the Chris Moyles' Quiz Night as it will be bad for your health. It will cause you to feel nauseous and you will suffer from the embarrassment that this man is incapable of experiencing. The audience laughed at his 'how heterosexual am I' jokes and we not only heard this, but also the sound of the death knell reminding us that Channel Four must be ready for its coffin if this is anything to go by.

Dancing on Ice the Final: 22 March 2009

It's perhaps no surprise whatsoever, but I may as well tell you anyway: Ray won the final. Donal came second, which wasn't such a sure bet, and, therefore, Jessica came third and was a bit tearful that she didn't get to 'do' the Bolero (rather than wear one).