Is that the scraping of the bottom of the barrel I can hear, yet again (for the loyal readers), or simply my ears refusing to take in the latest drivel as Eastenders takes a turn for the worse (yes honestly) and uses the format of Wife Swap for one of its storylines. Lo and behold, in this new configuration of Ian/Tanya and Jane/Max, Ian is a slave driver and Jane thinks every man over the age of 18, and in an 18 mile radius, fancies her. So much for that storyline then.
Later on, Peggy brought the Miss Queen Vic proceedings to an abrupt halt as she entered dramatically with the bailed out Sam. Thanks to Archie's generous offer of cash in exchange for a room at the inn Sam is now free to er see her family and er argue with people. Thousands appear to have been lavished on this dream of bringing her home for just a few months, but no one seemed that bothered about her spending years abroad in Brazil or noticed how her face and personality have totally changed since we last saw her.
Poor Sam - she's only just got out of prison, and they're cutting her contract. She'll be gone by the new year - all that fake tan for nothing!
Where's Dottie? We haven't seen her since the Queen Vic Talent Contest.
Posted by: brian caine | 23 September 2009 at 11:26 AM
I do believe that Danielle Westbrook's agent is writing the current script of Eastenders - I also believe he wants to come back from Brazil (where the nuts come from) but sorry mate little Sam will be winging herself back to you, where you will both have to rejig the storyline. E.g. Peggy, Phil, dopey Ricky and any other cast member who is pleased to see Sam, suddenly wake in a lunatic asylum realising it was all a bad dream!!!
Posted by: know all but the answers | 27 September 2009 at 03:47 PM