Eastenders: 4 May 2009

Cliffhanger Heather, formerly Heather of Eastenders, used to be one of the nation's favourite characters (well, one of mine anyway in this particularly downbeat soap), but it looks like she is set to cause as much misery as all the others now. She was last seen setting fire to the letter that would have put an end to the mystery of who the father of her baby is, and all I could think was how good it is to have metal bins from schools for times like these. What's the betting this storyline drags on into eternity and the baby will only find out who his/her father is in 18 years time and will unfortunately be run over and killed by Janine just as he/she runs across the road to meet him?