Eastenders: 23 September 2008

Having endured a self-imposed ban on Eastenders for all of a show and a half, it drew me back last night like a siren and it's as though I've never been away. Luckily, I tuned in in time to see Big Mo explaining to Danielle about the finer points of market trading. All you have to do, apparently, is telling passing women who look a bit down that they look like Victoria Beckham. You then give them a scraggy bit of cloth and they give you £50 and everyone's a winner. And Dot has managed to put the Masoods and Patrick and Yolande out of business after a spot of food poisoning; well they'll be threatened with it no doubt and there will be much angst, until the script writers move on to another subject, such as Stacie being indecisive about getting pregnant.