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Big Brother: Heartbroken Luke(?)

Kenneth Williams and Rex Harrison, sorry, Luke and Rex had a mini-spat in last night's show as Luke's poor me and poor Rebecca routine sounded awfully like toys being thrown out of a pram. If only Rex hadn't told him to stop calling people behind their backs, though, as this could mean the end of Luke's marathon seven week bitching session. He could become a reformed character and ... but then again this isn't very likely. He is convinced Bex was ousted with 33.4% of the vote so sure is he of her (and his) popularity. This point alone signifies how much the British university education system needs overhauling - never mind Rachel's general lack of general knowledge.

Big Brother: Bex's eviction

At last, Bex (Rebecca the Coventry One) has been evicted and the non-believers have proof that there is a God. Luke has been separated from the other half of his double act and you only have to remember what happened to Mike and Bernie Winters to know this should be disastrous for him. It could be time for him to bring out Schnorbitz in a last gasp attempt to be as popular as he and Channel 4 thought he would be (see the trailers he does for Big Brother's Big Mouth).

In the interrogation with Davina, or should I say the love fest where Davina demonstrates her crassness yet again, Bex looked surprised at receiving over 60% of the vote. Yes, I thought it would have been higher, especially after spending so much money voting.

Being Supernice in the Big Brother House

Last night, Rex turned all Sherlock Holmes when he thought he had found out about Rachel's secret identity. According to Bex, Rachel dominated the audition when she met her there and shouted her and everyone else down. It must be true because Bex said 'honestly', and Rex must be smart because he is Rex. The strangest talk came when the heavenly ones decided it's a lot easier to pretend to be nice and pleasant (as they accuse Rachel of doing) than pretending to be nasty like Rex. Let me tell you, it is extremely difficult finding something pleasant to say about some of the housemates and it's far easier and more enjoyable being mean.

Big Brother's Dale

So, Dale didn't give the hellish inmates the snacks and beer last night because he doesn't want to sail through to the final without having faced an eviction. Therefore, he has been confidently assuming that he is so well loved in the house that he has to be this openly hostile to secure the anti-Dale vote. Wrong. The ways things are going he is looking to face an eviction battle with Darnell or Mohamed in the near future anyway, and surely the public will never forget his strange crush on Jen.

Other news: 

What's this about Rachel not knowing Darnell was an albino and that his parents are black? She really should pay more attention in class.

Bex and Luke kiss again, the night she discovers she has been nominated again. Is it possible that they think we are interested in seeing their 'relationship' blossom all the way to a magazine deal? How nice to be so self-confident.

Big Brother Nominations: Bex, Darnell and Mohamed

No prompts are needed this week for who to vote out, but just in case the number to ring is 09016 16 16 13 and remember 10p of every call goes to charity. It will be a shame to split up Luke and Bex because they are such fun and make such good t.v. - well, no, - if this thought has crossed your mind eliminate it immediately and slap yourself around the face as it is merely propaganda (from Luke). I would rather Belinda came round to my house every day for the next year and sang happy birthday to me than watch those two being 'fun' for much longer.

Big Brother's Dale: Has the power gone to his head?

Just when I thought Dale might have mesmerised the viewing public into forgetting his earlier lack of glory - please don't forget his crush on Jen and how he said in his interview tape that he was going to nail any er available woman in the house - he restored my faith in his idiocy last night. Hopefully, the amnesiac spell has been broken after he came over all macho with Mohamed and, fingers crossed, the slack jawed one will NOT win the bloody thing and will NOT even reach the final.

Big Brother's Stuart: Looking for love

Any Stuart fans out there must quake when he keeps confiding in Big Brother about how he came in the house to find a woman who would love him. He's seen the show before, so I can only presume he thinks the likes of Charley and Chanelle are marriage material. It is possible that the combination of high maintenance and low attention span are his thing, or he is the world's worst judge of character. It is probable that the latter is the truest as he also admits to feeling protective over Bex, sees Dale as a friend and listens to Lisa avidly.

Meanwhile, in the Garden of Eden, Kat and Mo broke the rules when they leapt over the fence (sort of anyway) and ate the bananas. They had their possessions removed as a punishment and it  was interesting to see the ecstatic reaction of Luke and Bex at the thought that they might be getting the push (as Mo is still their favourite whipping boy and Kat isn't far behind).