Big Brother Wedding

The wedding day finally arrived - after two days of waiting - and my honeymoon with Luke was almost called off when he dared to refer to Mario as 'smarmy'. I like to think this was Luke performing a double bluff, but it is probably further evidence that they are all already forgetting about the cameras. The only positive outcome for the failed task has to be that we now have the chance to evict Steph. The tricoteuses are at the ready, so get that finger busy on the redial button.