Acorn Antiques with nobs on might be one way of describing this show, but after last night's yachting theme it came to me like a flash. This is Howard's Way for those lucky enough to not remember it. Stilted speech and lots of pauses; it might even be described as Pinteresque, maybe. Whatever anyway - if we're going to be truly judgemental, consensus says The Only Way is Essex is the hands down winner. At least those guys smile.