Paris Hilton's British Best Friend

This has to be the strangest but most likely evolutionary outcome of reality shows as Paris searches for her best friend and there is no irony on display throughout the full five hours of each episode (it's an hour, it just feels like five hours, I was trying to be ironic). To be her best friend you have to a) dress according to her tastes - because you're her best friend and she gets to call the shots. b) be able to flirt but not in a slutty way c) be prepared to be her 'pet' at some point and be pleased about this. For those not in the know, being a pet involves spending quality time with her and grassing up the other housemates. The lengths some people are prepared to travel to be on t.v. have surely reached their limits by now unless someone comes up with the better idea of being Paris Hilton's Worst Enemy.