How to survive Big Brother this summer:
The viewers: avoid watching Big Brother's Big Mouth as you may become annoyed and suffer a coronary.
Mario: refrain from mentioning your time on the beat - as a postman - and stick to the Health and Safety Facilitator spiel.
Luke: try to be pleasant.
Kat: never refer to cookies again as this could lead to a majority of nominations.
Belinda: say your name just the once.
Darnell: only frighten the other housemates enough to keep them in check.
Mohamed: stop eating.
Rex: take a vow of silence until after this week's nominations. This advice should also be noted by the other remaining housemates.
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