Big Brother and the Big Paper Bag

Well, who would have thought it Mario, Luke can fight his way out of a giant paper bag and Lisa can't. Speaking of Luke and Mario, fingers crossed their fates are now sealed after their nasty talk in the diary room about all women and Mohamed. Luke has come to resemble the bad cop/bad lawyer who gets as much information out of the criminals as possible so they condemn themselves with their own words. Mikey ended up in jail after being 'led on' by him, and Mario the Manager has now portrayed himself as sneering and sexist.It is likely these events would have occurred without Luke's input, to be fair, but his trickery is becoming tiresome. It is time for Rachel to embrace the inner bitch (although I'm sure there isn't one) and set up a whispering campaign against him.